onvavoiir:

Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.

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ninnani:

thelhw:

turnthatberryout:

Did he just make a feminist period joke?

oh my god someone buy that man a beer

SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN

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ninnani:

thelhw:

turnthatberryout:

Did he just make a feminist period joke?

oh my god someone buy that man a beer

SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN

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regulusblaq:

The deathly hallows (x)

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sonnetstockmar:

overtheunderpass:

Bumble is the most majestic-looking cat

holy shit

(via thistlefly)

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

(via fake-mermaid)

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2by2handsofblue:

abbadonallhope:

bitterassfandom:

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

british get bronze:

actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

Canada gets silver:

ok but it’s canada

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kaciart:

the-hatred-machine:

what-a-kick-in-the-quad:

harpalyce:

hasstenkind:

thegreatgp:

byyourleave:

I don’t understand, it’s just a dude running with some musi—/SCREAMING

I SPAT EVERYWHERE

I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING OH MY GOD SOMEONE HELP ME

always worth watching again

i have that mod

Choose a perk:

Animal friend (Rank 1)

omg…

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